Thursday, January 24, 2008


Personal Assistant to Celebrity
Publication or Company ''Hip-hop media mogul''
Industry Public Relations, Television
Salary Negotiable
Job Duration Full Time
Job Location Chicago, IL USA

Do you want to work for Sean “P Diddy” Combs? Well, this is your big chance! VH1 is producing a new reality television show that will track 20 finalists as they compete to land the job of a lifetime: personal assistant to Sean “P Diddy” Combs.

We are conducting a NATIONWIDE SEARCH to find the right candidates. Whether you call him P Diddy, Puffy, or Sean Combs, now is your chance to call this legend of hip-hop “My Boss.”

If you think you have what it takes to be P Diddy’s Assistant, then we want to hear from you.
Interested applicants must email a resume, photo and brief bio.

Prominent celebrity hip-hop mogul is seeking a top-notch, professional and outgoing Personal Assistant to coordinate business, social and personal affairs. This role involves handling business and personal tasks. It is imperative that the Assistant has the sophistication to communicate effectively with people at all levels of management and handle highly confidential matters. Due to busy schedule, the Assistant needs to be accessible on weekends and evenings to handle ongoing activities. Other details will be explained upon employment.

Applicants must be 21 or older.
Must have a “whatever it takes” attitude.
You’ll need a big personality to stand out amongst the other candidates.
Be available and on-call 24/7.

Contact Paul Gordon
Email Address
Address Chicago, IL USA

Special Instructions Please respond via email to: ''NO PHONE CALLS''

Include the following:
* A cover letter explaining who you are and why you would be perfect for this position.
* Your updated resume
* A recent photo of yourself for our files

I guess Heather Joy didn't make the cut - after that on going search, Oprah show appearance and all that voting, Diddy is about to make it a Making The Band type search this time around. Catch it on VH1 soon!!

Heather Joy (myspace pg link)

Wednesday, January 23, 2008

Did You Read About This?....

I always mention this story when people make a comment of the world coming to an end - to me this is a clear sign of it. A mother raped by 10 teenagers and then her son forced to have sex w/ her too..WTH? To me this is a story that should have stayed in the headlines but hey - guess it wasnt that - this was last summer

WEST PALM BEACH, Fla. (AP) — Mother and son huddled together, battered and beaten, in the bathroom — sobbing, wondering why no one came to help.
Surely the neighbors had heard their screams. The walls are thin, the screen doors flimsy in this violence-plagued housing project on the edge of downtown.

For three hours, the pair say, they endured sheer terror as the 35-year-old Haitian immigrant was raped and sodomized by up to 10 masked teenagers and her 12-year-old son was beaten in another room.

Then, mother and son were reunited to endure the unspeakable: At gunpoint, the woman was forced to perform oral sex on the boy, she later told a TV station.

Afterward, they were doused with household cleansers, perhaps in a haphazard attempt to scrub the crime scene, or maybe simply to torture the victims even more. The solutions burned the boy's eyes.

The thugs then fled, taking with them a couple of hundred dollars' worth of cash, jewelry and cellphones.

In the interview with WPTV, the mother described how she and her son sobbed in the bathroom, too shocked to move. Then, in the dark of night, they walked a mile to the hospital because they had no phone to call for help.

Two teenagers — a 14-year-old and a 16-year-old — have been arrested. Eight others are being sought.

Welcome to Dunbar Village, a place residents call hell.

"So a lady was raped. Big deal," resident Paticiea Matlock said with disgust. "There's too much other crime happening here."

Built in 1940 to house poor blacks in then-segregated West Palm Beach, Dunbar Village's 226 units sit just blocks from million-dollar condos on the Intracoastal Waterway. Billionaires lounge on beachfront property just a few miles away on Palm Beach.

The public housing project's one- and two-story barracks-style buildings are spread across 17 grassy, tree-lined acres surrounded by an 8-foot iron fence. The average rent is about $150 a month.

Almost 60% of the households in the area that includes Dunbar Village were below the poverty level in 2000, according to Census figures. Only 19% of the area's residents had high school degrees. About 9% of the adults were unemployed, nearly triple the state average.

Teenagers with gold-plated teeth wander the streets. Drug dealers hang out on nearby sidewalks. Trash bin lids are open. Flies hover over dirty diapers. Clothes dry on sagging lines.

Since the June 18 attack, police have increased patrols in the area, blocked off one entrance and will soon install surveillance cameras.

"It took this to make that happen?" Matlock, a 32-year-old single mother of three, snarled.

As in other blighted neighborhoods across the country where criminals seem to have free rein, residents here live in fear. Snitches get stitches, they say. Or worse.

"I try to be in my house no later than 7, and I don't come out," said Citoya Greenwood, 33, who lives in Dunbar with her 4-year-old daughter. "I don't even answer my door anymore." On the Fourth of July, "we didn't know if we was hearing gunshots or fireworks."

Avion Lawson, 14, and Nathan Walker, 16, will be charged as adults in the assault and gang rape, prosecutors said. They are jailed without bail.

Lawson's DNA was found in a condom at the crime scene, and he admitted involvement, authorities say. Police say Walker's palm print was discovered inside the home. He denies being there. His attorney says he will plead not guilty. Lawson's public defender did not return telephone messages.

Walker and Lawson did not live at Dunbar but visited often. Lawson stayed with his grandmother there. Walker came to hang out and play basketball. Dunbar has become the place to be for wayward black teens, residents and neighborhood kids say.

Walker and Lawson both grew up mostly fatherless, bouncing between homes. Walker's family sometimes lived in old cars or abandoned houses, said his mother, Ruby Nell Walker.

"We've never really had a real home," said Naporcha Walker, Nathan's 15-year-old sister.

He dropped out of school after spending three years in seventh grade. The family lives on food stamps and recently had to pawn their television and radio, Ruby Walker said.

"I just feel like he was at the wrong place at the wrong time. ... My son is not a rapist," she said.

Ruby Walker said she herself was raped twice, at ages 7 and 12. She said that just days before the Dunbar attack, someone tried to rape her again, and "my son came to me crying and said he wouldn't ever do that to anyone."

She has had her own problems with the law — at least nine arrests on charges such as disorderly conduct, aggravated assault and battery, according to state records.

Avion Lawson was a headstrong kid, never listening to his mother, said his cousin, Cassandra Ellis.

"I knew he was bad, but I never pictured him to be that type of bad," Ellis said. She said one traumatic experience may have scarred him — watching his older sister fatally stab a boyfriend.

"It was an accident. She killed her boyfriend. They was fighting, there was a knife," Ellis said. "He was there when it happened."

City officials are quick to note that neither Lawson nor Walker lived at Dunbar, and say they are doing their best to make the place safe.

As quickly as overhead lights can be replaced, they are shot out, so officials are now considering bulletproof lighting.

"Isn't that quite a commentary on what the situation is there?" said City Commissioner Molly Douglas, whose district includes part of Dunbar. "Dunbar Village is a hell hole. They shouldn't have to live in fear."

More officers are hitting the streets, but "I just bow my head sometimes and think we just couldn't possibly have enough officers ever to take care of all of this," Douglas said.

Laurel Robinson, head of the city's housing authority, said that up until about four years ago, the federal government provided the city with $160,000 a year for security in public housing projects, but Congress did away with the money.

"Every family housing project in the country has suffered because of it," she said.

The rape victim and her son have not returned to their apartment since the attack.

The woman fled Port-au-Prince, Haiti, with her son seven years ago in search of a better life. With no money, they landed in Dunbar. The two almost instantly became targets for crime, standing out as Haitians among the mostly American-born blacks in the housing project. Her car and the boy's bicycle were stolen. Their house was ransacked.

On the night of the attack, she was lured outside by a teenager who knocked on the door and said her car had a flat. Nine more teens, their faces shrouded with T-shirts, barged in, she told authorities. They brandished guns and demanded money, then went beyond the imaginable.

"I was so scared," the woman told WPTV. "Some of them had sex with me twice, some of them had sex with me three times. They're beating me up. They make me do those things over and over. The man with the big gun, he put the gun inside of me."

She said that when she was forced to perform oral sex on her own son, she told the boy: "I know you love me, and I love you, too."

Investigators say it is not clear exactly why the thugs picked her house.

The boy's sight has returned. Both mother and son are seeking counseling.

"I have to try and talk to him every day. He's so angry," the woman said. "He said we never should have moved to Dunbar Village

Guilty Pleasuressssssss

Spider Man Cereal

Peanut Butter Cookie Crisp

ummm ummm bitch!

stop hatin

Tuesday, January 22, 2008

Damn FOOL!!

Ok, so a couple of weeks ago I wrote a blog about this guy, Wil Sylvince. I told ya'll about how he will be on Def Comedy Jam RIGHT AFTER the Super Bowl on Feb 3rd - okay, so let me give a another reason to check him out (besides the fact that I TOLD YOU TO, lol).

Brutha Wil wrote this blog recently, I swear I pissed my writes the best blogs, I swear but this one tooook the cake, son!

Monday, January 21, 2008

Category: Life

So I'm dating now...

This is a true story but we'll keep the names on the low low.

This girl called me up asking me out on a date. I thought "wow, a girl asking me out on a date?" Women sometimes trick you into asking them out on a date. Like "so when are you taking me out?" Then you say "OK, I'll take you out on..." The unspoken rule is the one who asks is the one who has to pay- but most of the time I don't mind paying. She was complaining I'm always working & never ask her out. I work at night performing (those who know me know I don't take days off) but this night I was hosting a show. I said you're welcome to come to my show and in between performances I'd sit with you if you don't mind. She said sure she'd love to. Later that night as I'm getting ready for my show and I was running late, she calls me at the last minute to mention "oh I'm bringing a friend." I said "that's cool no problem, I'll see you later." No time to talk I had to rush. I really didn't mind her bringing her friend because then I wouldn't feel bad that she's sitting solo while I played Superman on stage.

FYI- Women love to bring their safety friend so guys don't try anything if they should have a change of heart. So they use it as an emergency switch in case they realize they don't really like you then later they'll say "I have to go home with my friend cause she's not feeling well -but the bitch looks fine to me. But if they like you the friend will suddenly disappear. Where's your girlfriend, "Oh she had to leave, it's just me and you." Guys don't do that. You'll never see a guy bring a 'friend' to a date for safety.

Girl: Who's that?
Guy: Oh, thats my boy Larry,
Girl: Why you brought him?
Guy; Oh just in case you try something he's here to make sure the night goes smooth.

I get to the club and she walks in with her friend...her friend...(music stops) her friend is a DUDE!!! Not a friend-friend, not a gay guy-friend, but a DATE! Oh shit...this bitch brought a date to our date!!! They walked in holding hands tight. He shakes my hand and says, "nice to meet you, heard great things..." She walks slightly behind him and kind of whispers to me with a puppy face "is it OK, is it cool?" I said sure baby-girl come on in and have a good time. I had the waiter sit them at their table and she said "are you gonna come sit and talk with us?" I said you two enjoy the night. Later, the whole night they're kissing, rubbing noses, drinking each others drinks, he's feeding her, she's feeding him...the shit we were suppose to do- well minus the rubbing nose shit.

Towards the end of the night the waiter comes to me with there check for $115.38 and said the couple over there said you're taking care of their tab. (music stops again) WHAT THE FUCK?!?.......

You've GOT to read the END - like FOR REAL!! Check out his blog - I had to tease ya so you'd go to his page,

Wil Sylvince MySpace


Patrice O'

He's going to HELLLLL!! LOL

----------------- Bulletin Message -----------------
RE: God finally answers Brokeback Mountain...

Date: Jan 22, 2008 7:39 PM

It took him awhile but with everything now like Xbox, Internet porn, and Gambling God does take his sweet time.

Sorry Heath, but Ican't help but wonder if you were ass up when they found you? Another Hollywood Coverup...

Rey Rey - sorry, I haddddddd to sick monkey!! lol

WTF you been CaT?

I haven't posted a blog in a few cause I have been waiting for my banner from my designer but errr uhhhh - he hasn't come through for a Sista yet!!! I sent him the work about a week and a half ago - reminded him on Sunday and I was told I'd get it that night. Go figure that I haven't talked to him since then. I'm not mad, just sayin :) QQn - I'M SAYIN!!! Did you forget about me again, son??

Oh, so I apologize to everyone who has been asking why I haven't blogged lately - muh bad son!!

So theres this chick, rightttttttt

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I heart Cristal Bubblin....She's my new favorite person!! YaY!! Welcome to H Town Baybeee - Allll readyyyyyyyyyyyy!! :)

Be There!!

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Kiotti and Cristal Bubblin of PARTY 93.3 will be hangin out that day - so come on out and know your status!!



The activities of a company associated with buying and selling a product or service. It includes advertising, selling and delivering products to people. People who work in marketing departments of companies try to get the attention of target audiences by using slogans, packaging design, celebrity endorsements and general media exposure. The four 'Ps' of marketing are product, place, price and promotion.

Ok, so why are you looking at the def of MARKETING you ask? Well cause I'm sicka nd tired of muthafreakers walking through my job and asking dumb questions about marketing. Okay, sure, the store I work in is rather unique; a marketing firm within a store front with a recording studio, radio station and venue space inside of the mall, I expect people to ask "what is this?" BUT when I reply with "We're a marketing company, etc..." WHY do people ask "What Kinda Marketing?" B*&TCH, is there more than one type of business/artist marketing? ARE YOU SERIOUS?? "So ya'll make flyers and stuff?" Guuurrrrr - sure we offer the creation of flyer printing but these chumps think that making flyers is marketing!! STEP YA MARKETING GAME UP!!

So check it - when you get an idea as to what your company is about and the target audience, come see me and report all those good facts to me and within a day I will set up a following meeting with ideas to reach your target and BAM - we close the deal and I do - u guessed it - I do MARKETING FOR YOU!! YaY!!

Okay, sorry for venting :)